Jack Has Been Here!

Subject: Jack Has Been Here! Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:40 pm

I was going over the memberlist today and noticed Jack Bunja was online yesterday!

Jack! We miss you! How is life below the Mason-Dixon line?

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:45 pm

Maybe it was a hacker?

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:58 pm

its another one of "them" who read the posts, but don't reply! The Nerve! Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:44 pm

Does that make him a "lurker"

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:48 pm

yes! Waiting to make his great response comeback?

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:27 pm

still waiting.....

scratch

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:56 pm

Speaking of lurkers. The memberlist shows that Carrie Teetzel has been on here since New Year's. Perhaps it was Greg trying to check out what he's missing.

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:51 pm

Are you kidding? If Greg saw my Miami AssTrouser and Gay Colored Ant Farmer emails about his beloved Miami Douchebags he would have said SOMETHING by now...

GREG IS GAY!

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:42 pm

dspyank wrote:: Gay Colored Ant Farmer

Did I miss something?

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:52 pm

funkbox wrote:

dspyank wrote:: Gay Colored Ant Farmer

Did I miss something?

I had a moment...

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:03 pm

dspyank wrote:

funkbox wrote:

dspyank wrote:: Gay Colored Ant Farmer

Did I miss something?

I had a moment...

Thank DOG, I got rid of texting so I don't have to hear about your moments anymore.

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:12 pm

funkbox wrote:

dspyank wrote:

funkbox wrote:

dspyank wrote:: Gay Colored Ant Farmer

Did I miss something?

I had a moment...

Thank DOG, I got rid of texting so I don't have to hear about your moments anymore.

You know.. one day, youre going to be pooping.. and youre going to ant to tell me about it and uh oh.... no texting...

THAT may be a sad day in the worklife of K-Dawg.. You may even write a book about it.

"One Sad Day - Why A Text Could Have Saved My Life"

Count on it!

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:40 pm

Please don't be sending me any texts while you are doing that... pale

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:56 pm

dspyank wrote:: "One Sad Day - Why A Text Could Have Saved My Life"

A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins

What Gives Me Gas - OPEC

How I Can Reduce Global Warming - One Flush at a Time.

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:55 pm

No, I wasn't here at all.

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:19 pm

DAH!!! Jacky boy!!! Don't be a stranger.

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:17 pm

I'll try to poke my head in every now and then on this site. I however, will not be at the pent this year. For multiple reasons, but mostly because my presence might cause some undo tension. I'm used to being the "bad guy"....but I will stand up for myself and actual fighting is un-needed at such events. So, I am in fact, announcing my formal and official retirement from all Official Pentathalon Events. This retirement does not indicate that I will no longer be "around"... I will continue to post here, when I can, and I will be around to golf with some members and if anyone ever makes their way near D.C., please feel free to drop me a line. I am just retiring from attending and taking part in the annual competitions. This is not like the numerous and illustrious Wa "retirements".... I plan saying this once and staying away. It is a personal decision that I believe is best for the current family atmosphere of the club. To those of you that this decision means that I may never see them again, thanks for the memories.

-Jack Bunja,
Inventor of the original "Reign of Terror" and 1 time Pent Champion

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:23 pm

Jack, I do NOT accept your retirement, but I understand you not wanting to come this time.

Now, nothing stands between me and ultimate Pent victory!!!

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:31 pm

Matte Pfinisch wrote:: Now, nothing stands between me and ultimate Pent victory!!!

Matte, swiss cheese stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

lol!

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:36 pm

funkbox wrote:

Matte Pfinisch wrote:: Now, nothing stands between me and ultimate Pent victory!!!

Matte, swiss cheese stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

lol!

Matte, a 6 year old girl on broken ice skates stands between you and "ultimate Pent victory"

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:43 pm

dspyank wrote:

funkbox wrote:

Matte Pfinisch wrote:: Now, nothing stands between me and ultimate Pent victory!!!

Matte, swiss cheese stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

lol!

Matte, a 6 year old girl on broken ice skates stands between you and "ultimate Pent victory"

Matte, the ghost of Dusty slapping his nuts against your shins stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:45 pm

funkbox wrote:

dspyank wrote:

funkbox wrote:

Matte Pfinisch wrote:: Now, nothing stands between me and ultimate Pent victory!!!

Matte, swiss cheese stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

lol!

Matte, a 6 year old girl on broken ice skates stands between you and "ultimate Pent victory"

Matte, the ghost of Dusty slapping his nuts against your shins stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

Matte, two twigs and a half eaten peanut butter cup stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:36 am

dspyank wrote:

funkbox wrote:

dspyank wrote:

funkbox wrote:

Matte Pfinisch wrote:: Now, nothing stands between me and ultimate Pent victory!!!

Matte, swiss cheese stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

lol!

Matte, a 6 year old girl on broken ice skates stands between you and "ultimate Pent victory"

Matte, the ghost of Dusty slapping his nuts against your shins stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

Matte, two twigs and a half eaten peanut butter cup stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

Matte, your crazy neighbor Gabriel peering through your windows stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

PS - quit talking about my genitilia that way, Yank

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:13 pm

Huh...sounds like someone is feeling a bit threatened. C'mon, we're all former champions here. Let's just agree that we're ALL awesome.

Subject: Re: Jack Has Been Here! Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:49 pm

You are all awesome!

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