The Alphabet as Sung by Funkbox & Yank

OK, Yank. I'm calling you out. You said you wanted to sing the alphabet with various rude statements here's your chance.

A - We're both A$$holes

B - BUTTFOR - Butts are for pooping silly

C - is for Cock-a-doodle-doooo!

D - is for DOOKIE

E - Egg Salad Sandwiches

Gee - Yank is Girlie

H - is for Honkey

I - Used to like drinking Ice Beers

J - June Bug Sex

K - Spooge is full of Potassium.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooge - HA!

funkbox wrote:

K - Spooge is full of Potassium.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooge - HA!

Thanks for that...

L - Lard is good for you!

M - My god there are so many things to choose from.

Mammilla
Marmoset
Monogamy
Million Dollar Baby
Multiple Orgasms
Macho Man
Marvelous Monkeys
...and...
MANY MANY MORE!!!

Hillarious - JFCIREDTSSMBTBSDTFTVSPSBCYCM; Jesus Fucking Christ, I’d rather eat diarrhea through a straw or slam my boner in that bitch’s SUV door than fuck that vodka soaked pile of silicon, botox, and cellulite you call, “Mom.”

N - I'm taking the high road: Narnia - That place you go when you want to play with yourself.

O - Face as in, "I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" "

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi4041932825/

P - Plop! The noise a water droplet makes when it falls into a pool of practically clean water. :-)

Q - Queen

Bohemian Rhapsody
"
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby
cant do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
just gotta get right outta here
"

R - Romulans they're bad ass. And you fear them

[ OK. I've procrastinated on this one long enough. ]

S - Spring Peepers ( http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=spring+peepers&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq= )

T - Tats: a tattoo, a childs name for a cat, or part of the female anatomy - you decide

U - Ugandan Pygmy Tribal Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVGK_kGOhcI

AWESOME!!!

V - Victory it evades me during Pents

W - Wood

nuff said.

X - Xavier a good name for a feisty basketball team or for your gay son.

Y - Yodeling. As in, "I can't wait to join in the yodeling at the Hofbrauhaus at Southside." (I wouldn't mind Jewel joining in either)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9oxbyLlAYI