Ladies and "Gentlemen" of the Pent Board,
It has come to our attention that several members of the board are unsatisfied with the current settings of the web site. Taking pride in our reputation as a forward-thinking institution, we have taken decisive action to address these concerns.
The pruning function has been activated. In 7 days, the Pent Board (a.k.a. SkyNet) will take control, discarding those dormont topics which have not seen activity in the past 90 days. Now is the time to rescue your favorites. The Pent Board will execute the "90 Day Rule" on all topics until further notice.
As for the actions of a certain poster who has amused himself over the past several by drawing attention to some of these dormont topics, congratulations! You have now guaranteed their survival for at least the next threee months. I hope you are happy, jackass. Be assured the admins have taken disciplinary action against this individual which will become apparent in time.
We have also activated the HTML function. I think I speak for both admins when I say this shit better be good, because it was a pain in the ass to figure out. Cuz would like to see dancing naked ladies and stars whizzing across his desktop.
Thank you for your attention. Enjoy all that the Pent Board has to offer.
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