Lasky inpired me yesterday while our discussions of Pent soundtracks. So I'd like to introduce the 1st ever "Funkbox Pent Soundtrack Awards". I wish I had little gramy awards to hand out. We'll see if it's in the budget next year.

Without further hesitation...

1. Most likey to be heard during a Transformers movie
What I've Done

2. Most likey to make me pee myself while driving the car
Jon-O and the Lords on the Underworld

3. Most likey to be sung by that guy from Temple of the Dog (No, the other guy)
Hypnotize

4. Most likey to have the same title of a Def Leppard song
Hysteria

5. Most likey to heard on a female rockers tribute album
The Warrior

6. Most likey to listened too while wearing a 10 gallon hat
God Bless the Broken Road

7. Most likey to be heard at a strip club
Starstruck

8. Most likey to heard at an anorexia convention
Too Much Food

9. Most likey to heard at a Washington, PA rave party
Welcome to the World

10. Most likey to chosen by the manager of the Millcreek Mall Footlocker
Magnificent

11. Most likey to just some how make the CD without anyone requesting it ...and will more than likely be on Yank's cell
Seasons

12. Most likey to be covered by some unnknown band
Right Round

13. Most likey to heard at a bulimia convention
Devour

14. Most likey to heard on college radio stations
Big Time

15. Most likey to heard at a Black Eyed Peas concert
Boom Boom Pow

16. Most likey to heard in the breakground as Greg is breaking stuff
My Curse

17. Most likey to heard as Funkbox [insert your favorite Funkbox moment here]
Chop Me Up

18. Most likey to danced to by your crazy uncle at a family function
Here Comes the Hotstepper

19. Most likey to heard at a sports coluseum
Hit Me with Your Best Shot

20. Most likey to be heard at the funeral of a semen
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Well that's all folks. Now if you will I'd like to hear your acceptance speechs below. Please keep it with the alloted time or you'll be Yanked. (pun intented).

I would like to thank He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken for this award. Without him, there wouldn't even be an award for theme songs. There was a time when I wasn't sure if my song was going to make it, but He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken never stopped believing that he could come up with something, anything that could be used as an award for my song, so thanks He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken. THIS ONE's FOR YOU! Wherever you are. (Most likely Pittsburgh.) I would also like to thank Jer for recording it, and God; becauase, it was actually his idea. He spoke to me through the neighbor's dog and gave me the idea. Then he said that if I sang, recorded, and forwarded an MP3 of this song to Dave Yankovich that the song would be on the Pent XIII sound track, and as usual, God was right. At first I didn't believe, but when a giant swarm of locusts flew out of that little dog's butt and blocked out the sun, I knew that I had better hop to it. Because, the dog then said that the next plague would involve fire, and in the immortal words of Fankenstine's Monster, "Fire bad." That's right people, fire bad.

Cheese on wheat,
Jon-O

I would *blllaaaaarrrrrrrgh* (dear lord) thank my s... song (oh god) for rock.. rocking and being fun to *HWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFF!* (uuuhhh) listen to wh *HAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFF!* to I.. *GAAAARARRRRRRRFFFFF!* (oh god, no!) arms!

*WOOOOOORRRRMMMMMSMSS!!! GAARAGRGARGARARGARRRRRRFFFF!!!*

Wow...what an honor! First I'd like to thank Mikey for getting this whole award idea off the ground and seeing come to fruition is just amazing. Thanks to the President of The MD3 Athletic Club..wait..that's me. Ok how about the President of Moon Dog Records, our Record label for the Pent SoundTracks..oh..that's me to. Many thanks go to Davey, one of our long time producers and thanks go out to U2 for letting me use ANOTHER one of their songs. Thanks go out to my wife Amanda, my family and friends and The Big Guy Upstairs! I see that my time is almost up...thank you and good night!!!