DAH!!! Jacky boy!!! Don't be a stranger.

I'll try to poke my head in every now and then on this site. I however, will not be at the pent this year. For multiple reasons, but mostly because my presence might cause some undo tension. I'm used to being the "bad guy"....but I will stand up for myself and actual fighting is un-needed at such events. So, I am in fact, announcing my formal and official retirement from all Official Pentathalon Events. This retirement does not indicate that I will no longer be "around"... I will continue to post here, when I can, and I will be around to golf with some members and if anyone ever makes their way near D.C., please feel free to drop me a line. I am just retiring from attending and taking part in the annual competitions. This is not like the numerous and illustrious Wa "retirements".... I plan saying this once and staying away. It is a personal decision that I believe is best for the current family atmosphere of the club. To those of you that this decision means that I may never see them again, thanks for the memories.

-Jack Bunja,
Inventor of the original "Reign of Terror" and 1 time Pent Champion

Jack, I do NOT accept your retirement, but I understand you not wanting to come this time.

Now, nothing stands between me and ultimate Pent victory!!!

Huh...sounds like someone is feeling a bit threatened. C'mon, we're all former champions here. Let's just agree that we're ALL awesome.

You are all awesome!

Matte's avatar makes him awesome...

an un-buttered flapjack that got burned on one side stands between matte and "Ultimate Pent Victory"

Matte, small-market nework tv anchors stands between you and and "ultimate Pent victory".

Matte, The Word Farfergnugen stands in the way of you and "Ultimate Pent Victory"... and quite possibly me....

So, some how my retirement announcement turned into comparing Matte's chance's at the Pent to the full of the Nazi War Machine.....and you wonder why you people are sitting here alone....