OK since I only got one suggestion, I guess I have to oblige my only fan.

Funkbox's Top Ten List of...
Things I could have doing that are more productive than posting on this Pent site

10. Drafting better players off the fantasy waiver wire
9. Surfing the internet looking for free porn
8. Serving meals at the homeless shelter
7. Completing tasks at work
6. Tricking out big wheels & wagons (for my kids)
5. Golfing
4. Riding my motorcycle
3. Playing with my kids
2. Loving my wife
1. Practicing to become the next MD3 Pentathlon Champion

#2 is my favorite. You definitely have your priorities straight He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken!

Shouldn't loving your wife be Number one and playing with your kids Number two?

That's what makes #1 all the more funnier!

Who has seriously ever trained for a Pent event?

OK.... Ho"e"rn excluded.

Never mind, you got to it before I could.

Congratulations Mikey on marking your documentary 1,000 posts! Matt you have time to think of yours as you will be next!
I give it about 3 weeks for you to get there!